Schloss – sounds like what I’d expect the mop bucket at a German brothel to be called. “Friedrich, fetch the Schloss, the bukkake party has ended,” that sort of thing. It’s not though, it’s German for castle. Castles are big buildings designed to protect the people inside from attack. Which is interesting as Albert SchlossContinue reading “Albert Schloss / Purecraft”
A review of the food from Apocalypse Cow at Ghetto Golf Birmingham.
Hi there, (put ‘National Burger Day’ somewhere near the top for SEO purposes) remember the B-52’s 1989 hit single Love Shack? Of course you do, you wild party animal. Well, see below, I’ve composed a new version. I’m headin’ down the Smallbrook Queensway Lookin’ for the meat getaway Headed for the meat getaway I gotContinue reading “Review: Meat Shack”
After our incredibly successful review of We Serve Humans at the Jackdaw and Star (over ****** potential impressions on Twitter achieved and a healthy ****** blog views reached – get in touch to find out the numbers behind the stars) it wasn’t a big surprise to hear from the marketing guys at the Star pubsContinue reading “Review: Yeah! Burger”
If human arms were this tasty chickens would be eating them greedily.
“There are only so many London restaurants, we don’t want to run out before our domain registration, http://www.foodieboys.com, expires.” Tony sighed. “Too true, perhaps we should go and review some places in Kent. After all, Kent is much like London. They have similar accents, for example.” “I was thinking the exact same thing.” And soContinue reading “FoodieBoys food tour of Kent #LongRead”
Picture this: you’re standing in Leicester Square. Throngs of people-crowds push past you. Probably going to see a film I expect. And quickly, unbeknownst to the hundreds, even thousands of people around you, you start to shit yourself. What a terrible dream. But this was no dream for Tobes, it was a very real realityContinue reading “Review: Niche – Toby”
On hearing that Lucky Chip were transporting their patty offerings from Hackney to trendy Dalston, our Foodie Senses went into overdrive. After a few well-placed calls, we hadn’t really got anywhere, so it was fortunate that a work colleague mentioned he could get us on the guest list for their opening night. When we rockedContinue reading “Review: Lucky Chip @ Birthdays, Dalston”
“Hey, Tony, fancy heading out for lunch today?” said my colleague. “Yes, why not. Where shall we go?” I replied. “GBK?” my colleague offered confidently. “Well, I do like burgers especially gourmet ones prepared in a kitchen.” I quipped. After grabbing some monkey nuts, (I don’t like them but they’re free) we sat down andContinue reading “GBK”
Owing to an non-forecast hangover, I found myself in the mood for a takeaway this evening. Perusing the options on the excellent JustEat app, I found myself curious about the option of burgers, delivered! Well, I’ve tasted burgers from my own grill, vans, kebab houses, street vendors and fast food outlets, but never have IContinue reading “Papa Del’s Takeaway, Review”