There are four of them again! Hooray! Here comes the slow motion walk to the studio, and these are the headlines: • Jahdre got 3 hours sleep. • Joe thinks he can go all the way. • Luke is nervous. Again, imagine not getting chosen to do that bit because what you said was duller … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 8
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Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 7
I feel sorry for the three blokes who took part in this episode, not just because for large parts of it they weren’t very good, but because everyone watching was more interested in what happened to the fourth contestant who was subsequently edited out. The start of the show told us: ‘this programme had been … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 7
Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 5
Here we go again. Jabari, Ash, Ross all get an intro bit tonight as they do their slow motion walk to the studio, wonder who the fourth is and how boring what they said must have been? Monica wants them to trim some lamb, she is sick of Wareing White Walker (WWW) getting all the … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 5
Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 4
Yes! GregGbot 2000 is back, he’s been plugged in to charge and he’s ready to pull his faces again, it’s also good for me as I now have something to write about. No female contestants tonight, which I think sets the horrid tone for this episode. First skills test, Marcus wants them to chop up … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 4
Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 3
How is it possibly the quarter finals already? One of these people has made it this far having only proved he can make custard. I made strawberry Angel Delight tonight and you don’t see me being jerked off by William Sitwell as a result. No GregG at this stage of the competition, not needed, his … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 3
Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 2
That’s right, I’ve decided to start writing reviews of episodes of Masterchef. That’s also right, I’m starting at episode two as the idea only came to me during episode two and I’ll be damned if I’m watching episode one again. Four contestants tonight, Victor, Michaela, Dave and Harrison. First up the skills test. Wareing, who … Continue reading Masterchef the Professionals: Series 13 episode 2
Eating in Verona
Verona has absolutely mega massive Bill Shakespeare vibes. The bard quilled not one, but two bloody plays based in this Italian city. You've got 'The Two Gentlemen of Verona' and the lesser known 'Romeo and Juliet'. It's perhaps this link to Verona which made it appeal to me, you see I'm actually from Solihull — … Continue reading Eating in Verona
We need to talk about hand sanitiser
Look, we've discussed face masks until we're blue in the face... (See what I did there? More often than not people are wearing those blue face masks. It is indeed a strong start.) ...the argument seems to sit pretty squarly on whether you believe: A) They are used to prevent you firing globules of infected … Continue reading We need to talk about hand sanitiser
Dishoom – Birmingham
I’m not sure if any of you have noticed but Dishoom have opened in Birmingham. Birmingham’s top bloggers have probably already covered it, but I thought I’d take it as an opportunity to try and get some traffic to my website. Then I thought, “hang on, Rob, you could give something back to the blogging … Continue reading Dishoom – Birmingham
Restaurants are dead – good
That’s right, restaurants have no place in a post COVID-19 world, and frankly, it’s a good thing. Restaurants are bad. They’re bad for all sorts of reasons which I’ll explore later in this thought piece, but fortunately a global pandemic has hopefully put an end to them. As a result of Coronavirus the eating landscape … Continue reading Restaurants are dead – good