Review – Subway (Harborne)

I was on fun time website Twitter.com the other day when I saw a furore about a Times food columnist being paid to write a review of the food at Wetherspoons. Always one to jump on a bandwagon I thought I’d go and eat at a place not renowned for serving good food and then […]

Review: White Swan Harborne

I walked past here yesterday and noticed they’re closed for refurbishment, perhaps they knew this review was coming in and decided to buck up their ideas. DISCLAIMER: Before I go off on one (and then feel bad for being mean), I believe upwards of 70% of roasts served up in pubs and restaurants across this […]

Review: Eating food in Bordeaux

This is one of those posts I’m writing weeks after the event happened. Not because I’ve been especially busy, but because I couldn’t think of a title. Here are some of the options and the reasons they were rejected. “Brilliant Bordeaux” It’s a type of Revlon lipstick. Last thing I need is a load of […]

Review: Cafe Loetje (Amsterdam)

To be honest, with this plate of food, a lager and some chips in front of me I’ve never felt more of a man – well, apart from the time I…

Review: Meat Shack

Hi there, (put ‘National Burger Day’ somewhere near the top for SEO purposes) remember the B-52’s 1989 hit single Love Shack? Of course you do, you wild party animal. Well, see below, I’ve composed a new version. I’m headin’ down the Smallbrook Queensway Lookin’ for the meat getaway Headed for the meat getaway I got […]

Review: One Week in Birmingham

Featherblade of beef Harborne Kitchen

“When a man is tired of London’s shit, he moves to Birmingham.” Jamelia. I’m not going to start telling you the pros and cons of London and Birmingham, what would be the point in that? You’ve already decided exactly what you think of them and your mind will never sway, and fair play to you, […]

Review: Dirty Bones

When someone says let’s go and eat at ‘Dirty Bones’, the first thing that comes to mind is of course Richard III.

Review: Yeah! Burger

After our incredibly successful review of We Serve Humans at the Jackdaw and Star (over  ****** potential impressions on Twitter achieved and a healthy ****** blog views reached – get in touch to find out the numbers behind the stars) it wasn’t a big surprise to hear from the marketing guys at the Star pubs […]

Review: Zindiya

It turns out people have actually been selling street food for thousands of years! Who knew?!

Review: Little Social

I’ve seen Jason Atherton on Saturday Kitchen quite a few times, he wears tight t-shirts in that: “Yeah, I’m a middle aged man, but sure, I look after myself.” kind of way.