I feel sorry for the three blokes who took part in this episode, not just because for large parts of it they weren’t very good, but because everyone watching was more interested in what happened to the fourth contestant who was subsequently edited out.
The start of the show told us: ‘this programme has been edited and features 3 of the original 4 contestants who took part’.
Here I can exclusively reveal what (might have) happened:
The fourth contestant was called ‘Greggg’ and ‘GregG’ lost his fucking mind and chucked a burning crêpe suzette at his face.
Read my other Masterchef reviews while you’re here.