Albert Schloss / Purecraft

Schloss – sounds like what I’d expect the mop bucket at a German brothel to be called. “Friedrich, fetch the Schloss, the bukkake party has ended,” that sort of thing. It’s not though, it’s German for castle. Castles are big buildings designed to protect the people inside from attack. Which is interesting as Albert SchlossContinue reading “Albert Schloss / Purecraft”

Review: Porto Portions – Toby

Red wine? Baked goods? Confusing language? Toby, why are you in France again?? You’d be forgiven for thinking that (I think) but no, my latest food pilgrimage was to Porto, in Portugal. Just south of Spain, you’d be forgiven (I hope) for lumping them in with their Iberian cousins, but they very much have theirContinue reading “Review: Porto Portions – Toby”